Jose Canseco Wants To Teach Tim Tebow How To Baseball

So in the last 12 hours or so, Jose Canseco went on one of his patented “I’m an insane and emotionally unhinged person” Twitter rants.  But this time instead of trying to scam people out of $5000 by hunting aliens and Big Foot using baseball bats…

…he’s trying to teach Tim Tebow how to use one.

So let’s break it down.

I mean… not a lie.  Canseco drops absolute nukes on softballs

Another truth.  Steroids don’t in and of themselves make one hit more home runs.  Still need proper technique.  462 career dingers says so.

Yeah…. no.  If Tim Tebow actually makes the Mets 25 man roster I’ll vomit.  He’s apparently a complete butcher in the OF, and has put up this stat line thus far in MiLB action:

Get the ball in the air Timmy.  Can’t hit a home run if you’re beating the ball into the ground at a 2.70 GO/FB ratio.

Swing stinks.  Gets around the baseball, is long and slow through the zone.  Brutal.  If it weren’t for him being a massive human he wouldn’t be sniffing a .650 OPS.

Long story short, if Tim Tebow ever makes the Mets 25 man roster, I’ll vomit.  Dude’s a hack. Jesus Christ himself couldn’t help him get to The Show.  But you know who could?  Fred and Richard Wilson, those shameless assholes.